Patient: Do you ever get any wise guys in here?Enough said.
Radiologist: What do you mean? You were in a couple of years ago....
Patient: Wise guys who complain that you're using the same ol' technology?
Radiologist: We do what we do. What would a wise guy complain about?
Patient: Wiseguys -- I'm not one of them -- might complain that you're using pre-Obama technology ....
Radiologist: That oil spill? Is that post-Obama, isn't it?
Patient: No, that's a Bush-era oil spill. Bush set it up.
Radiologist: Well, it's just too bad that the government doesn't have enough money to inspect every single oil well and coal mine, isn't it?
Patient: Fuck if we don't! We have enough money to inspect every godamned toilet and out-house in Afghanistan! Huh??
Radiologist: [Pressing down firmly on patient's chest]: Calm down. We can't have you shaking up the old equipment in here until this is over. This country has been 'round a few centuries. It's going to be okay.
Patient: Which country? the USA or Afghanistan?
Radiologist: USA, but I get your point. The USA is becoming more like Afghanistan every day. Bombs and bullets going off like elsewhere.
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