A Dog StoryTuesday night, a Doberman Pinscher named Barney was on duty as a guard at a British children's museum, Wookey Hole Caves in Somerset.
All of a sudden, Barney beserked, went on a rampage and ripped apart a $900,000 collection of rare teddy bears. Barney started on Mabel, a 1909 German-made Steiff teddy bear once owned by Elvis Presley, currently owned by English aristocrat Benjamin Slade and worth £40,000.Barney's handler, Greg West, did his best to explain the event:
Barney has been a model guard dog for over six years. I still can't believe what happened.
Either there was a rogue scent of some kind on Mabel which switched on Barney's deepest instincts, or it could have been jealousy: I was just stroking Mabel and saying what a nice little bear she was. He started with Mabel, took a very large chunk out of Mabel almost severing her head, and then went mad. It took about 20 minutes to bring him out.
After West recovered Mabel's body, the Dobbie then went on the rampage for about 15 minutes, grabbing everything in his path until he was collared.Daniel Medley, general manager of Wookey Hole Caves, said
It is entirely normal for the guard dogs to be off their lead to sniff around. Ironically, our insurance company insisted we had a dog.This story is not intended to be allegorical. Not at all.
I don't know what's going to happen to Barney. He is such a sweet dog normally. His owner is very shocked about the whole thing.
We just never expected anything like this to happen.
Up to 100 bears were involved in the massacre. It was a dreadful scene.
We will be holding an internal investigation as to why Mabel was left out - and heads will roll over this.
I'm sure Mabel can be repaired, but I fear that the bear's value will have seriously decreased.
I have apologized profusely to Sir Benjamin, but he just yelled at me. He couldn't believe we had allowed this to happen.
Not allegorical? Thou doth protest too much!
ReplyDeleteHehehehe, sorry, BAD BAD DOG!
ReplyDeleteYes, Malfrat! I, for one, think it's allegorical.
ReplyDeleteWhat Pekka takes as a mere dog story is a metaphor for today's headlines: a token slight and offense releases the dogs of war and produces massive retaliation against the guilty and innocent alike.
"Barney" is a lousy name for a dobie. "Olmert" would work better.
ReplyDeleteUncalled for, Thug. You went too far and you know it.
ReplyDeleteMessenger opens my mind's eyes wide open to see why I started to follow this blog in the first place. I wish I could tap into his wealth of interpretational skills to explain some of the European art movies I have. I can't make heads or tail out of them. Despite your obvious flag waving, I do like you.
ReplyDeleteBarney ain't nuthin but a hound dog...
ReplyDelete(someone had to say it)
In fairness, the teddy bears posed no real threat to Barney......
ReplyDeleteImagine the story if over one quarter million teddy bears protested yesterday (in seven different countries, all of whom were surrounding poor Barney) demanded Barney be put to death......
BTW.... for what it's worth ... in a completely non-alegorical sense, Hezbollah is really winning this conflict. 28 Days and Israel hasn't even put a dent into Hezbollah's ability to fight....
the Wizard.....